I’m basically naked and smoking in my bed. this is the life.

wilowisp:

started from the closet now we’re queer

(via steampoweredpotato)

huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

(Source: felixdawkins23, via bacongoddess)